dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.

Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.

by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022

put the tune in the cana

For when you need to put tune in the cana. #thug

Vro: on some bullshit

Me: Just put the tune in the cana bro

by tobiaslovescats72 May 23, 2025

groove tunes

Some particularly groovy shit. Often used to express good quality or use in an item or object. Can be used to describe good ass music, movies, or other media.

" Hell yeah! These new kicks are groove tunes! "

by mike-Ox.long July 30, 2024

tune

also spelled “toon”. slang for K2 or fake weed.

1. Bro was acting mad sus, smoking tune or some shit.
2. These fucking tuneheads won’t stop hitting me up.

by gwavitea January 12, 2021

Out of tune person

Beginner musicians who aren't that good at playing any instruments yet

Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "

by Myampisbroken April 23, 2020

tuned backwood

backwood filled with za

is he smoking tuned backwood?
yessir

by 172nervo February 19, 2023