“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

had

had had

The duck had enough.

by Johnston McKenzie May 11, 2023

Had

Had means I used to have _____

Had mean I used to do this or have that

by Lily unicorns February 26, 2021

HAD

Hard ass dick

If you got a WAP, then i got a HAD

by Bitchplease20 August 26, 2020

HADS

It is just a DASH all mixed up describing past tense possession(s).

I use to HADS that JAMES but something SHIT HAPPENS.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021