Jesus's bodyguard. That's how awesome he is
First guy: I'm gonna kill Jesus
Second guy: You'll have to get through Chuck Norris first.
First guy: Aw, screw that!
by Matt mickey November 1, 2010
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Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris
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1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.
by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009
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When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.
Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.
by wedbetter May 2, 2010
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the ultimate dare, counters dare backs
i triple doggy dare you no darebacks

i chuck norris dare you
by lemony1343433 September 23, 2011
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To urinate. Derived from the term 'Chuck a Piss'. The term references the popular actor Chuck Norris.
"I just drank 3 litres of Coke and now i gotta chuck a Norris!"
by Flynn Bakalaknabar March 29, 2008
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