A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
by Greyhippieman November 2, 2019
Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.
by Scrum nugget February 10, 2016
by chicken likka September 27, 2023
the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
by Rooster Poppo September 27, 2018
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022