when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)
HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!
by Totes McTotes October 8, 2010
by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023
by Wynn July 5, 2018
(skrəʊt - toht)
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 17, 2013