by Kevin Eric Sun May 24, 2015
choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away
by Jewdrop crop top August 7, 2018
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 18, 2023
someone who only hangs out with people so they can get free weed. like a bug catcher except they metaphorically catch bud through people so they can get high for free constantly and also fill their crippling loneliness by hanging out with people
"dude, he is such a bud catcher. all he does is chill with those dudes from school so he can get stoned because he hates his brother harry"
by diiversal April 27, 2016
A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 10, 2015