Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
A girl so amazing its hard to believe that she is actually real. She is so amazing and beautiful. She loves cuddles and is so sweet. If you’re dating an Alley, consider yourself taken for life because she is so loyal she will never leave your side. Her love is without quantity or condition. She will love you forever.
by Taken4Lif3 March 16, 2021
by Heightsyyyyy December 11, 2021
Someone who has big dreams has lots of friends is hilarious and a little boy crazy. She is a great friend to others and is very grateful if you had chance with Alley i would take it cause you would be missing out on so much!
by behappy! November 11, 2020
by Pilot_suicide January 30, 2022
-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
by jazzyjulz September 2, 2013