Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…

Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…

by Pushmataha October 26, 2022

Shocker

To have a shocker is when someone has a shocker of a day

Eg: stirlo had a shocker when his level broke and radio stopped working.
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died

by Brett marsh October 13, 2017

Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.

The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.

by Shockerific February 5, 2009

Mad Shocker

Take index middle finger and pinky curl them with ring finger and thumb into a fist. Punch her in the taint as hard as you can.

He gave her a mad shocker.

by ltysonl July 25, 2025

shocker

The art of ramming fingers into her vagina and anal canal unexpectedly

Gave that girl the shocker and she loved it.

by kenngodthemanhimself January 20, 2019

west coast shocker

Two in the pink and one in the stink.

I gave her a West Coast Shocker. Two in her pink and one in her stink.

by AHar August 3, 2014

Shocker

When a man is trying to get a woman super horny, he will often insert two fingers in her pussy and one in her booty....causing intense pleasure .

I wasn't into him until he used the shocker on me. Now I can't get enough of him.

Lame sex life? Tell him to use the shocker until you climax...it is incredable.

by Satan_Spice December 7, 2016