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uber-shocker

Fist in the pink, fist in the stink. A variation of the shocker.
DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"
by tee cue34 February 24, 2008
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Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.
Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.
by hardlyaware July 20, 2011
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The Price is Right Shocker

Two in the plinko, one in the stinko.
Bob Barker welcomed each new beauty to the show by introducing them to the Price is Right shocker.
by Shaunasweets December 8, 2023
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023
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Walker Shocker

When a girl stickes her fingers up a guys bum hole
Coffee likes it when he gets the Walker shocker
by Windham maine March 11, 2016
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Cleveland Shocker

When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth
Man, why are you covered in shit? I gave that girl a Cleveland Shocker.
Ohh
by Fyshisback January 29, 2022
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The Shocker

(v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.

Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.
The Shocker: Chad thought he was going to get head but instead I gave him the shocker!
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
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