by charlie praadet July 3, 2022
“Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) It feels like a party every day! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie!” there’s a high chance you’ve sang that to jessie in the time you’ve know her and she might seem like she doesn’t care but actually in the inside she is planning how to get rid of you, so you might want to take some self defense classes. Now, we started of on the badass side of her so let’s talk about her good side. She is kind, unique, talented, and the type of girl who will get very competitive and most likely beat you. She is different and one of a kind, she doesn’t want to be like the other girls and that’s what makes her beautiful. If you’re in relationship with her she will make you feel loved and supported. She values personality/growth with her partner more than they value looks. She is also a savage. The type of girl who may look innocent, and needs a guy to defend and protect her but she doesn’t need that. She’ll surprise you and probably end up being the one protecting you. If you have a Jessie in your life be grateful for having her because there’s a small chance you will ever meet a girl like Jessie. A friendship with Jessie requires for both people to give equal effort in the friendship. If you’re in a relationship with a Jessie know that She’s been through things in her life that u couldn’t imagine, things that she won’t tell you ever. Don’t hurt or betray her, but care for her the same way she does for you. Love your Jessie.
When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
by Uncle J! August 27, 2023
by MeLukas December 25, 2022
She’s such a jessie Pickering
by Fuckjessie April 10, 2018
When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.
Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!
Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
by MeLukas March 2, 2023
My jessie mean she is Sasha’s one and only best friend and Sasha loves Jess lots and Jess loves Sasha lots. Jess is owned by Sasha and Sasha is owned by Jess
I love my jessie so much-
by Lengtingwag1 December 30, 2022