A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 6, 2019
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When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door
There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped
by Nvious September 24, 2020
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Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.
Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!
by mama_jazz March 7, 2016
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Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.
"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"
by Natural Mika February 10, 2020
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A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.
My "Two Face" cat looks cute from one side of her face but the other side looks sassy.
by Cats for life. March 22, 2022
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When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.
Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.
by WoodenShard November 30, 2022
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