rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

Commander in chief

A female who has slept with a member of each branch of the military.

The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.

by Angry persona March 2, 2017

commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

commander gamer

Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.

"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"

by itsthecrazyfangirlway October 31, 2015

Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare

Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes

by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020