Ling Keuy

Ling Keuy is one of the two guardians of hell. Ling Keuy and his brother Wong Meuy were once one single being held together by holy powers but were banished from heaven by God for being too powerful.

They now spend their time guarding hell and fucking bitches, long dick style!

Yoooo you heard of Ling Keuy?

Do you mean one of the guardians of hell? Of course man he is a legend!

by stinfs September 15, 2019

Ling Ching How

A chinese person whos eyes are 0.5 cm wide and likes burgers and beating yousef in ufc

Man like Jordan-Ling Ching How

by Yung_bux October 24, 2018

Ling tingz

The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks

Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night

by greatsouthernbntr April 30, 2018

Dump Ling

A group of people who enjoy the comedy stylings of Michael Che

“Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”

by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022

ling xi

One and only beautiful girl

i am ling xi

by woshidsb November 23, 2021

ling xi

One and only beautiful girl

i am ling xi

by woshidsb November 23, 2021

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 January 22, 2012