Munge

The word munge is an extremely clever word only used by high class individuals. Munge is simply an synonym for tasty, fresh or delicious. The word has inspired the author Shayne Topp to write many wonderful adventures like: "The Return of the Munge", "The Munge Strikes Back", "Temple of the Crystal Munge", "Top Munge", and "Paul Blart Munge Cop" whick as well should only be read by people with money and a iq over 500.
"Dad can i have something to eat?"
"NOT BEFORE DADDY GETS HIS MUNGE!"
by Mungeman69 June 07, 2018
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mung

The substance that comes out of the nose when you hang a pregnant gorilla upside down and beat on its stomach.
This vegan pumpkin pie tastes like it was made with mung.
by Rixwordz November 15, 2021
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Mung

The fluid in which babies are covered in upon birth, often used to stamp the birth certificate with the mung feet.
Johnny’s mom had a good diet while she was pregnart, johnny had plenty of mung on his little toes for the doctors to stamp his birth certificate with
by Boybachchoy October 26, 2019
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The Creeping Mung

The stuff that oozes out of your dick hole, that is transmitted sexually
That dude got The Creeping Mung, dont put your mouth on his wee wee
by DC1999 July 17, 2019
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Munge

To be used in romantic or sexual situations or used to describe them: Munge - any romantic or sexual action ranging from holding hands to hot steamy anal sex.

Can also be used as an insult or a root word
“Yea, me and Jane munged a little last night

Listen you munge-rat”
by CommanderMitch November 29, 2023
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Munge

You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.

Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.
Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?

Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.
by Radical Pirate January 01, 2018
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Mung

verb
1) To deliberately get very intoxicated, especially through heavy drinking or drug use

adjective
2) Extremely intoxicated or wasted.

noun
3) Someone who is dimwitted or just a bit of a fuckwit.
"Fuck, I'm so keen to get on the Mung tonight when Sam gets here"

"Bro last night I got soooo Munged out on Ket"

"That cunt is such a Mung/Munger/Munglord"
by CiggieGrub August 27, 2025
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