by Mungey man November 17, 2020
You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.
Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.
Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.
Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?
Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.
Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.
by Radical Pirate January 1, 2018
Placenta and/or afterbirth that is squeezed out of a new mother's body immediately after giving birth.
Man, you should have seen the mung bullet that flew out of that lady when the doctor started squeezing on her stomach. It looked like a horror film.
by Burtimus G March 10, 2022
a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.
by lennodium June 3, 2023
makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021
When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.
by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 4, 2022
look at that mung fish... her money box smells like smelly poo.... what a dummy fool with no brain...
by mungfish123 September 8, 2021