lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.

My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.

by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019

Hobby Locker

A side piece’s pussy.

“Is that your girlfriend? No, she’s just my Hobby Locker.”

by MandiMess July 13, 2025

Locker Jenga

The act of trying to retrieve something from a messy locker without pulling everything out

Tom was late to class because he was playing locker Jenga; while trying to retrieve his chemistry book, Toms many supplies toppled out on top of him .

Person 1: "wow kelly you need to clean out your locker!"
Kelly: "why, everything fits in here?"
Person 1: you don't want to play locker Jenga now do you?

by EnigmaticEros April 10, 2015

The pink Locker

Another name for your girlfriend's twat vagina p**** stinker

When my girlfriend smuggles dope she puts it in the pink Locker

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023

ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

national locker room day

every day.

Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!

by bigdoubleyou March 3, 2022