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lockerism

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.
i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.
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Food locker

The food that put in locker, it ferments special food with flies, its yum
Lets put some spaghetti in the food locker!
by Dog............... March 9, 2022
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Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.
That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !
by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018
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Locker Rush

a period of the day (most typically in schools or workplaces) where the lockers are very crowded
'Oh my god I can barely get to my locker'
'ya its a locker rush, you should've gotten here earlier'
by dino druggie February 15, 2022
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pop locker

A person being so twacked back on methanphetamine that they cant hold still
Look at willy hes so spun hes

a pop locker
by fokis February 1, 2018
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spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.
He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.
by bob3_9 June 12, 2011
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Davy Jones' Locker

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.
Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?
by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022
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