fecalative

Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.

Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

Fecal tipper

Fecal matter in dick hole

I just got a fecal tipper

by Daddy 5675466546 September 30, 2021

Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

fecal grindr

fecal grindr is the best grindcore band ever on god cuh

fecal grindr will kick your ass

by meatball freak 73 July 20, 2022

fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 6, 2008

fecal flyer

Mr. Smith's favorite bird

Look! Fecal flyer fecaled!

by turdbird1020 May 29, 2022

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018