It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong
Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"
Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
by random_masterbater December 1, 2020
by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020
A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023
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