Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
by DrumBox January 07, 2015
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Muppet

Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 22, 2024
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Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.
He is such a wank muppet!
by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023
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Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!
by PokerJon July 18, 2021
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Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang
When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped
by Yomyslime August 08, 2021
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Muppet

Another word for an idiot. It is commonly used by British people to express disappointment. In some cases it is used as a friendly term that has no intentions of hurting anyone.
Them: I may have dropped my food all over the floor
Me: Oh you muppet!
by InsertStupidNameHere October 01, 2021
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Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things
Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet
by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019
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