Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

gremlining

This is when you put lipstick on a woman's vagina lips, and when viewed from a distance it looks like a gremlin.

What the fuck, why is she gremlining like that?

by DaGremlining May 28, 2021

Gremlining

Making a devilish face at someone (preferably a small child) from a car window or in a hallway. It is also recommended to point and screech at them.

I am gremlining a toddler.

by Toddler gremliner June 08, 2023

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy March 13, 2012

swamp gremlin

A womxn who purposely dresses in a way that down plays her physical appearance to deter men from approaching. Typically a dirty or disheveled aesthetic.

I’m going out looking like a swamp gremlin.

by SwampGremlinSupreme May 12, 2023

Fuckin' gremlin

An insult used when someone is acting like a monstrous asshole

"You're a Fuckin' gremlin"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

West Indies Gremlin

A frivolous freak. Who feeds on young girls soul. They can also shapeshift into christy vanderlip

You must be a West Indies gremlin because I can smell reakish sent.

by Moisture Moisturizer 1911 February 20, 2021