A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not
Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed
by pseudoymui April 28, 2021
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a fed is an FBI agent whos goal is to seperate us by making us hate each other so we could never go against the government and overthrow the corrupt people who control us
fed: hey bro, black and gay people suck lol
someone: wow bro , i hate black and gay people now !! thx for making me hate black and gay people for no reason!
by ihatefeds12 October 27, 2022
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It means annoying, snitch, talker, secret, or suspicious. Teenagers got the idea to use this word (almost) as a reference to the U.S. FBI.
“Nah, that sh*t’s fed!”
I cannot tell you because you’re fed”
“Did you hear about Lani? Apparently she’s super fed.”
by Chol3Effiel December 24, 2021
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Slang for anyone who disagrees with me.
The feds saw my post today, they kept commenting "ECP"
by chairmancrocodile July 21, 2021
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Someone who is very uncool, looking for ways to create problems for others. Someone who is overall difficult to deal with.

Comes from the word Federal, as in Federal agent.
What’s up with you friend ? He is being a dick

“I know, Mcnuggs is such a fed sometimes”
by Jgomm May 5, 2022
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His mother fed him breast milk.
He gets spoon fed by his teacher
My name is fed
by Cunty pseudonym February 6, 2023
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