by captain pink nose June 26, 2011
The first two words said by people who think their opinion is correct before they go make a twenty paragraph rant about why the age of consent should be thirteen
Someone: The age of consent exists for a reason
Neck beard: Umm actually the age of consent is a useless government rule that promotes double-standards for people of different ages and I know tons of thirteen year olds that are mature enough so... *proceeds to talk for the next two hours*
Neck beard: Umm actually the age of consent is a useless government rule that promotes double-standards for people of different ages and I know tons of thirteen year olds that are mature enough so... *proceeds to talk for the next two hours*
by theanesthesiologistsmom October 8, 2021
A connecting phrase meant to join a sentence together after a pause for thought process. Similar to "umm."
by Sleazy October 11, 2007
by EndertJ June 20, 2007
1. A person who you would describe as more than a friend but not a girlfriend or boyfriend. It become completely obvious that you have a umm...friend if you have to think for awhile before introducing them as a friend.
2. A person who you have no-strings-attached sex with.
2. A person who you have no-strings-attached sex with.
1. Person A: Where's Andrew?
Person B: With Jenna his umm...friend.
2. Person A: So sex?
Person B: Sure but lets just be umm...friends.
Person B: With Jenna his umm...friend.
2. Person A: So sex?
Person B: Sure but lets just be umm...friends.
by Anya E November 10, 2008
A filler phrase used by pretentious twits in an attempt to increase the amount of time they can hear their own voice. Only used by the most self-important of people with feigned intelligence.
Well, according to the-umm-uhh hypothesis presented in my superior argument, the interstitial atonality of my voice is umm-uhh extremely irritating. Presently, I should um-uhh terminate my life force after realizing I'm a fucking idiot.
by DreamyCream December 12, 2006
A girl who is a unicorn. She has a pink tail. And she likes to bother everyone. Umme Kulsoums are really happy- like annoyingly happy. Help me.
by Blehdeblehphlegm February 23, 2018