Adj.) White, puffy, massive, huge, voluminous, creamy, regal.

Noun.) Smoking material or paraphernalia of excellent quality, or known for producing turkish clouds.

Generally used to describe ideal huge, white, puffy smoke from any waterpipe, cigar, cigarette, spliff, or anything else you smoke.
1.) "Dude. That pipe hits f*cking turkish, man."
2.) "Yo. Check this out. This shit is turkish."
3.) "That weed is turkish."
4.) (Guy exhales from Hookah) "Pure turkish. No Doubt." (Passes hose)
5.) "Dude, do you remember when we first bought that bong? It gave real turkish clouds. Good times."
by Fotzengeil April 6, 2010
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A group of people who ignorantly deny that the Ottoman Empire committed a genocide against the Armenian people in 1915.
The current Turkish Government does not recognize the genocide that their ancestors committed.
by Justice11 May 3, 2009
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People responsible for the genocide of Armenians back in 1915-1918.
You may say: "But it was over 85 years ago, why do you hate Turkish government, until now?"
here is the answer: " Those... Turkish don´t even admit that something like that ever happened"
And, after that all, they call Armenians liars.
"Ohh, that´s all bullshit, nothing like genocide of Armenians ever happened..."

"How do you know that"

"I have read it"

"Where"

"In some newspaper, there was also written, that there was a huge Armenian-nazi collaboration"

"Ohh, it´s interesting, that noone except for Turkish people knows that. And wasn´t there also written, that Armenians fought against Fascist Germany and many people died in that war?"

"ehhh, no, did they really fight?"

"Yes, so please don´t believe everything you read, and there was genocide of the Armenians, even though Turks say, that the Armenians have no proof (so what are all those videotapes, photographs and many other things?)"
by Clemenza June 15, 2006
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Turkish Is used to Describe a bad or stressful moment in ones life, it has multiple meanings.
EX1
Damn dude that last counter strike match was Turkish!

EX2
School Is fucking Turkish I don't want to go.

-Turkish can also be used to describe things that are boring

EX3
I sat home all day on saturday, It was a Turkish Day.
by Mikeybear February 13, 2008
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When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.
by Mausermania May 17, 2018
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Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary
Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary
by SEPPUCR0W May 18, 2018
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