little towels 

pancakes

little towels are pancakes

little towels by iminhellplshelpahhh September 4, 2024

Cologne and hand towels 

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

Cologne and hand towels by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019

Afghani Paper Towels 

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

Afghani Paper Towels by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Towel Dingle 

"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.

"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"

Towel Dingle by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009

juke's towers of hell

that one game where people fucking cry over a TUTORIAL TOWER like jeez

"hello mr phase razor want to beat thanos tower"
"juke's towers of hell"

juke's towers of hell by krixic September 23, 2020

tilted towers 

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

tilted towers by Jaketherakewithapinsteadofk February 8, 2018

Towel Floss

When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)

My balls were dripping wet after a shower so I towel flossed them.

Towel Floss by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010