A furry twink who's built like a hamster, their family tree is a wreath. They practically fuck their phone and definitely shag discord moderators in exchange for nitro. Their instinct to sniff feet overpowers anything else, causing them to be rather dangerous creatures indeed. If left unsupervised, they will attempt to hold toes with you and or sniff/lick your shoes.
Szymon pounced at the chance to slurp those delicious toes, the fact that they belonged to his little sister made him even more excited.
by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023
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A man who gives off small D energy. They also tend to be rebellious and wild, it all depends how you handle it :D
Girl 1- Ugh hes a Szymon!
Girl 2- I'm guessing itvs his size.....
by Jennifer Cox November 14, 2020
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He is the most handsome and kindest soul you'll ever meet. He's very caring and will always be by your side when you need him and will give you life advice that you never knew you needed. He is very understanding and has a very good radar when it comes to people with bad intentions, so don't get on his bad side!! He's very charming and knows how to soothe any girl over and knows how to win a girl's heart. He is an amazing boyfriend and is a perfect suitor for a husband one day. You never want to lose a Szymon because once he leaves.. he's never coming back. Make sure to treat him the way you want to be treated because he has a heart of gold and he's very pure.
I love Szymon. He treats me like a queen <333
by bigmo0ney August 16, 2022
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A name given to a human being who complains about every aspect of life without end.
Stop being a szymon!
You acting kinda szymon...
You've been szymoning all day!
by Szymon Zakrzewski February 21, 2022
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A sexy polish man, which is amazing at shagging and gets his condom full!
"woah have you seen szymon today?! he is lookin fresh!"
by TomBradley12345 October 3, 2022
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