straightedge

someone who does nothing.No drugs,alcohol,smoking,or sex. someone that has no life and no fun and spends their day on myspace posting bulletins on how hardcore they are.

non-straight edge kid: aye kid,wanna smoke some dope?
straightedge kid: why would i wanna ruin my life smoking weed when i can be hardcore dancing?

by Ashlee Menter. July 11, 2008

straightedge

1.One who does not take part in alcohol, tobacco use, drug use, premarital sex, etc. for the duration of one's lifetime.
2.Pussy.

"No smokes for me, I'm straightedge."
"lol pussy"

by Buddy Brantley June 1, 2005

straightedge

someone who doesnt smoke, drink, or fuck.

basically a square with a different label and an excuse.

square rubix cube

kid 1: "i dont drink or smoke"
kid 2: "why not"
kid 1: "im straightedge"
kid 2: "in other words ur sober"
kid 1: "i guess"
kid 2: "what do you do instead?"
kid 1: "i play video games and i go fishing"
kid 2: "uhhhh ANWAYS. im bout to go to a crackin party. peace"

by Alex Wan September 14, 2007

straightedge

One who usually has warped views on drugs, drinking, and sex because of their christian morality. Straightedgers usually use straightedge as their cover up for being boring losers who dont get invited to parties and cut themselves with razors while being goth losers.

Stop being so lame and angsty you straightedger! Live a little!

by CharlesB July 6, 2005

straightedge

lasts usually a day, a month, a year, 2 years, 5 years, or 14 years
(also see <b>bullshit</b>)

Michael sold out, what a patriot!

by XXX January 22, 2005

straightedge

straightedge kids are a group of very close minded individuals who wouldnt know snakes from dildos.

pot head
hey dude hit this joint.
straightedge
no answer cause theres snakes and dildos in thier mouth

by pot head extrodinaire March 27, 2007

straightedge

a person who engages in no sexual relations with anyone.
a person who refuses drugs r alchohol.
a person who has no fun whatsoever

Taylor: hey amber you wanna have sex while at a party with smoking and alcohol?

Amber: no thanks im straightedge.

by Allie Marie December 13, 2007