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L.S.A.T. 

An L.S.A.T. is a W.V.R.M. "F.R.N.D.L.E." in your H.E.A.D. that pretends to be friendly, but is actually making you quite A.S.S.I.C.K. ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿคฏ
Damn... I JUST CHECKED my Dad's Stock Portfolio before L.S.A.T. practice and he S.L.A.Z.Z.E.D. Me in da mouth and said, Good J.O.B. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿฆ
L.S.A.T. by Gecko Glock December 28, 2020
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Hey C.I.S.A.T
C.I.S.A.T by El.loco.fiki December 7, 2021

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!
1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?

S.A.L.T.S.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!
S.A.L.T.S. by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

S.K.A.T.E. 

Military acronym used as steps to accomplish skating, aka: avoiding work.
S= Seek Cover
K= Keep Quiet
A= Accept No Responsibility
T= Take No Action
E= Evade
Use S.K.A.T.E. to accomplish effective skating.
S.K.A.T.E. by S1ber July 10, 2010

B.A.S.B.H.A.T 

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Bitches Ain't Shit" is a song by Dr. Dre from his 1992 album The Chronic.
B.A.S.B.H.A.T is just an abbereivation for "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
"Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks",Means exactly what it says bitches ain't shit, but HOES and tricks
B.A.S.B.H.A.T by cynicaldanger March 26, 2009

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub 

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.
yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"