Chris Pratt: Itsa me, mario ,and my pronouns are he/him
by ShuBox_ October 3, 2021
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When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.
" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"

" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018
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nonononononononononono, anyone but fucking chris pratt, why is he mario, why does he garifeld, nooooooooooooo
by HibiscusMiku November 3, 2021
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Girl: Chris Pratt is extremely hot!

Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!
by lovemesomechrispratt February 5, 2017
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Dude, Eben Pratt said hi to me the other day. I feel so honored
by ohyup? July 15, 2010
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