Toilet Philosopher Syndrome 

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome (aka TPS) occurs randomly while a person is shitting for too long. The most common symptom is the realization that whether he flushes or not doesnt matter because in the end everything will cease to exist.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.

-hey man u know why the hell is that guy taking so long to take a shit?
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome by BiteZaDusto August 17, 2021

Philosopher

The only kind of person that actually knows what he or she is talking about.

Psychiatrist: You need medication because I believe you are mentally ill.

Philosopher: All because you believe I'm mentally ill doesn't mean I am. Isn't it just as possible that you're mentally ill believing that I'm mentally ill without any real scientific evidence to back it up?

Philosopher by Foolosopher84 January 25, 2011

philosopher

The best kind of person. A person that just thinks about things, which then enables other people to do things.

Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Dumbass: I only measure direct contributions, and I fail to understand that it is possible for something to indirectly benefit society. I'm the kind of person that thinks that rebounds and assists are useless in basketball.

Philosopher: I am interested in a discipline that has given birth to democracy and other political theories, the natural sciences, psychology, and more recently, cognitive science. Without the work conducted in philosophy, a monarch could destroy the house that a carpenter built without any compensation, and the knowledge necessary to save a person's life or to build a missile defense system would have not likely occurred.

I use logic to reach conclusions that are either necessary, contingent, or contradictory (impossible). Computers and robotics would be impossible without my contributions to propositional calculus, first-order logic, temporal logic, and modal logic.

philosopher by Gottlob Frege October 10, 2008

Coffee cup philosopher

A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life

She advised me like a coffee cup philosopher

Coffee cup philosopher by Livinthelife May 31, 2015

philosophisticated

person's (woman or man, gender does not matter) using philosophy in the most sophisticated way

I love our philosophisticated minds

philosophisticated by moonshoot March 20, 2010

philosophysics 

The crossover between physics and philosophy, like around the origins of the universe. Closer to mathematics than either of these disciplines.

Stephen Hawking is a philosophysicist - he is involved with philosophysics.

philosophysics by Blue Jack October 9, 2008

philostopher 

Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...

Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".

philostopher by CapTim January 4, 2009