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Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology 

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
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P Funks and Razzle Dazzles 

An African American term for having Parliament Lights and a bag of Skittles in your pockets.
"Yo Dawg, I'm ready to party, I got some P Funks and Razzle Dazzles."
Lemme get'a box of pfunk's
pfunk by Ascendasaiyan February 26, 2003
pure funk, as in, the funk of Parliament -Funkadelic
Knee Deep, Maggot Brain, Cosmic Slop, One Nation, Mothership Connection, etc.
pfunk by Jamil February 15, 2004
Make my funk the pfunk, I wants to get funked up
pfunk by Deacon Funk April 19, 2003
An xbox live gamertag of a man/women that is really good at Call Of Duty.
Matt: damn that pfunkamon is good at cod
Dingo: yea. I know.
Pfunkamon by Patrick Funchion March 8, 2010