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inverted spider monkey 

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.
Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.
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spider monkey 

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.
Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

Spider-Monkey 

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.
Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"
Spider-Monkey by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

spider monkey 

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)
Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night
spider monkey by ridetherockittt November 29, 2007

Spider Monkey 

The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.
Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)

spider monkey 

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black
ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black

flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.