Merp

Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.

Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?

Luke: Good thanks you?

Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -

Claire: Merp

Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?

by Maaaadibro April 10, 2011

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The art of eating a steak off of ones head

I’d so merp on that hot chick over there

by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018

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noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

by swaagnitz October 27, 2011

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when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

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Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

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A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

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