Goodies Bag 

A white bag full of terrible things, none of which are good.

For Steve's birthday, Uncle Claude, Steve's teacher, had packed something extra special in the Goodies Bag, it was a dead cat covered in feces.

Goodies Bag by SUPA-D August 6, 2008

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

Screenshot Goodies by David The Strange May 28, 2009

bliss goodies 

The object of Adam Lambert's desire and what he used to do a great tutorial on mascara.

1.)"OMG did you see how cute Adam Lambert was when he clawed and meowed for those bliss goodies?!"
2.)after recieving bag of bliss goodies..."Yaaay!!" then claws open bag in a frenzy.

bliss goodies by iheartadamlambert July 18, 2010

ogling her goodies

checking her out

"man, liss, everyone's going to be ogling your goodies in that short skirt"

ogling her goodies by lauren August 31, 2003

curly goodies 

the secret garden that some people have in their pants. Sometimes has living creatures (crabs/lice) in it. Comes in a variety of colors. Gingers are special in that they have a fire crotch while other people have normal crotchesof varying colors. The surprise is for you to find out...

Tyler rolled down his pants too low, so Lindsey and I got a glimpse of his curly goodies.

curly goodies by The Friendly Yellow Letters September 15, 2009

Em Goodies Moment

when someone tries to repeat what another person said but it is NOT what they said at all and makes no ense whatsoever

person 1: hey i just got done watching el miserable.
person 2: elmo staged a robbery?!
person 1: wtf no you just had an em goodies moment lol

person 1: you're like a mini luigi.
person 2: did you just call me a medieval midget?!

Em Goodies Moment by feebsluvswolves July 7, 2012

noy goodies 

A state of inebriation so severe one looses the ability to walk, drive, conversate, stand, control one's bowel movements, etc.

Yo dawg, how was the club last night?

Man, it was all you can drink shots of Hennessy, after about 15 of em it was noy goodies.

noy goodies by Jim & Juan May 8, 2007