Garf

A guy who works with clams.

A fish market is not complete without a "Garf".

by desantism July 25, 2004

Garf

a verb: to garf- when you have a REALLY bad episode of "catting" (aka calling, texting, esp when they dont respond)
derived from garfield- a whiny cat that wont leave you alone once you pay attention to it

"I'm garfing real bad right now"
"I just garfed."
"Garftacular"

by Gator Nation October 6, 2008

Garf

a jerk, mean person, non-listener, downer, person who abandons, boat rider, gambler,weak individual, casino lover, has no abs

He's such a Garf!

by Laquiesha1120 February 15, 2011

garf

A particularly gay scarf.

I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.

by GarfHater December 22, 2009

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

garf

It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.

The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.

by garfallday123 November 20, 2010

Garf

A word when are exited, in shock, or happy.

Omg garf ;D i can believe this is happening! garrrrrf

by ilikeyourpants April 30, 2011