Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work

Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done

by RoyalsMonttryal May 23, 2017

Fucktional

Functioning, albeit in a fucky way.

My family is a bit fucktional, as we always attend parties half drunk already and fighting like hillbillies, but we always still leave together.

by ALL Lawn n Land MN May 18, 2021

Fucktional

Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.

“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)

NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.

by PartisanZ July 11, 2023

Fucktional

Something so dysfunctional, that it's fucked beyond repair.

Evie's brain is fucktional

by Xirr00 July 3, 2021

fucktional

The ability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about something.

Related terms: nonfucktional, dysfucktional

"I'm feeling fairly fucktional today about work."

by Fender_Oz September 23, 2019

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 31, 2019

Fucktionable

Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.

I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.

by Objets trouvés March 26, 2017