Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 3, 2010

firing up the old 50

wacking off

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010

firing up the brown engine

A stentorian emission of flatulence.

Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?

by fo-sho July 23, 2005

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 24, 2015

Fire it up

When you pour red hots (candy) down your partner’s vagina.

Last night, I did the act of fire it up on that puntang!

by Bgibs November 14, 2018

Fire Up

To purchase and smoke weed with friends

“Shii you good bro I’ll just fire up with you”

by Hanngman July 29, 2021

Fire Up

Central Michigan University saying said anytime someone sees another wearing CMU Gear. Often used in tandem with "Fire Up Chips". Often times it is used by students in Wayside or Okellies when they are trashed to the point of no return.

Fire up Gerry! I love your Central Michigan shirt. now lets hit up some shots of fireball!

by MichiganButinNC April 17, 2023