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had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

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F.A.R.T.

FARTs for Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes is a pun acronym created and used by queer people and inclusive feminists to laugh at transphobic cisgender women claiming being radical feminists.

These people, also called TERF (for Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists) hate transgender people and deny the fact their genders are valid.
They claim that transgender women are men, transgender men are women and non-binary people aren't valid.
With the growing influence of some activist groups, they become dangerous and put queer folks in danger.

"- We, radical feminists, are sick of these men in dresses appropriating our safe spaces.

- You TERFs smell like FART, Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes. "

" - Stop saying you're man. You're actually a biological woman who betrayed us to join patriarchy. You disgust me bitch.
- You're reducing yourself to a walking vagina by saying this. You're the one betraying our cause, you F.A.R.T. ! "

F.A.R.T. by Amy Lizzy September 3, 2019

F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

F.A.C.T.S. Pact by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006