Compulsive Texting Disorder

(Also known as CTD) When you send text after text to someone with any thought that enters your mind, regardless of whether they respond to any of your texts or not. Even when you realize that this is what you're doing, you are helpless to stop yourself.

Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."

Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."

Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."

Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"

Compulsive Texting Disorder by Charlotte's Tangled Web August 4, 2008

Compulsive Meeting Disorder 

The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.

Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?

Compulsive Meeting Disorder by toejam16 June 24, 2019

OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) 

call it what you like: but it's working on stuff other than work during work hours (& thus causing work problems).

Looks like Larry has a case of OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) as he never get's any work done because he is too busy googling and searching all day long!

OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) by OCD Boy (Chicago) December 21, 2009

Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

O.C.G.D
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.

1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.

OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D

Person: What?

OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

Person: Yeah you're right he does

Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder by idavien May 28, 2008

Obsessive Compulsive Like Disorder 

Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almost any place in your sentence while talking.

Brook: omg like, hey.

Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?

Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.

Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.

^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)

Obsessive Compulsive Like Disorder by Pussy Pirate69 February 15, 2009

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder 

A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.

At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder by Hazel R. Felix February 11, 2010

compulsive housewife disorder 

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.

My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.

compulsive housewife disorder by HighWire June 23, 2006