colombia 

One of the greatest countries in the world, filled with nice people and beautiful that you are not gonna find in any other country, EVER.

Well, many ignorants think that we are all about drugs, violence, guerrilla and fake-ass bitches, but we aren't, and that fake image media have been showing for years of our conutry couldn't be more stupid.

It piss us off that some ignorants ask us if we do speak english, or if we live under rocks, of if we have some coke of if we eat burritos!!!OMG!!! we're not beasts neither dealers nor mexicans!!!What the fuck is wrong with you people? We're just as good as anyone and we don't need more ignorants talkin shit about us, but i you wanna do it, we won't kill you, we're not getting to your level.We'll you laugh until you learn thata the world is more than just banalities.

Clobian???hahahaha..that's just way to pathetic!!!Colombia just rocks, no examples are needed!!!Viava colombia papá!!

colombia by Yulianne August 23, 2005

columbian bam bam 

coke, booger sugar, nose candy, yayo, crack, etc
pretty much cocaine:P

Reese: There's nothing like fear that will make a man avoid prison, so I taped a bag of cocain under the hood of the car and called the boys in blue. Now the way I see it, you got about two minutes before you're serving 5 to 10. So what's it gonna be: Jail or prison?
Ricky: What are you talking about?!
Reese: Real simple son! Cops are comin', and there's a kilo of Columbian bam bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what? Let's go!

WOOT TALEDEGA NIGHTS:D

columbian bam bam by Bob Chingchongedy August 2, 2007

Colombian fingerbanging 

The act of fingering a girl in a public place

"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"

Colombian fingerbanging by Colombiandick February 19, 2013

Colombian Time 

Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.

My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.

Colombian Time by Aquaburro May 16, 2017

Columbian snowblower 

When your place cocaine on your partners asshole and they fart the pile into your face

I hung out with Ashley last night and she gave me a Columbian snowblower.

Columbian snowblower by LittleDbigBs March 31, 2023

Colombia 

Colombia is not THE most dangerous country in the world, but unfortunately it is well up there. Is it a fact? Yes, but a sad one. However, there is SO much more to Colombia than the stereotypes of cocaine and murder (I for one don't remember saying otherwise), and its many virtues far outweigh its few faults, which occur to a greater extent in Brazil, Venezuela, South Africa, etc.

First of all, Colombia is rich in mineral and agricultural resources: coffee, emeralds, flowers, etc. The quality of its coffee and emeralds is world-renowned and makes them very desirable.

Second, it is one of the most geographically varied nations in the world: it's the only country in South America (I'm not including Mexico or Central America) with an Atlantic AND a Pacific coastline, three ranges of the Andes run north-south through it (Bogotá is built on a plateau in the Andes), the Amazon jungle comprises much of the southeastern part of the country, and Cristobal Colon, South America's second-tallest mountain, is at its northern end.

Third, Colombians have a reputation in South America for being very cultured and sophisticated. Bogotá is one of Latin America's great cultural centers, and is renowned and beloved by travellers who have visited it (I'm not one of them...yet). And its murder rate, as mentioned before, is a LOT lower than my own country's capital, Washington DC; though both cities are getting better year by year.

So don't take offense if some people are a bit ignorant of the facts; you think it's easy for me living in New York and having to tolerate the outdated, uninformed, nasty crap I've heard about my city? Laugh, inform them that they're wrong, and move on to the next.

Viva Colombia.

Colombia by J.B. again June 18, 2004

Colombian Dipstick 

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

Colombian Dipstick by KikiStylz February 13, 2022