Boy who enjoys mandingo in his anus and getting jizzed by his biological dad after he got his knob bit off during a blackpool blowjob from his girlfriend
Guy1:Your such a joshua colder
Guy2:Fuck off you cunt no im not
Guy1:Tell me that when your girlfriend gives you half of your dick back
Guy2:Fuck off you cunt no im not
Guy1:Tell me that when your girlfriend gives you half of your dick back
by Big dong boi October 29, 2019
Get the Joshua coldermug. Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
Get the It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snowmug. Colderness is when it's so fucking cold you feel like your in the wilderness on a fucking cold ass night with no blanket (or cellphone *gasp*)
by Evilchipmonk July 4, 2016
Get the coldernessmug.