by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020
1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
by Insanedeath5 November 1, 2019
Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
by Netsharpshooter January 31, 2016
(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
by CherryTart February 16, 2023