When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
by Kam!kaze February 10, 2007
when you put macaroni and cheese up a girls vagina. then once its all inside, you get a spoon. you then stick the spoon inside the vagina. then you churn the mac inside like you would a butter churner. then when you stop, she then proceeds to push the mac and cheese out of her vagina. then you eat the mac and cheese.
by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016
Jake: "Dude, i gave jessica a Michigan Milk Churner last night!"
Jamal:"Sweet Dude! How long did you keep going for?"
Jake:"like 2 Minutes."
Jamal:"Thats Crazy Dude!"
Jamal:"Sweet Dude! How long did you keep going for?"
Jake:"like 2 Minutes."
Jamal:"Thats Crazy Dude!"
by Conjure04 November 1, 2019
by get out of my room, dad December 17, 2016
During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.
"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."
by Amish Butter Churner May 25, 2018
Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.
Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!
by Whack-O January 24, 2012
A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))
by Dougggggles June 15, 2010