pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

pringle canning by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

Key Chaining 

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.

Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"

Key Chaining by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010

Canning 

How the poor and homeless make money, by collecting bottles and cans out of garbage cans, especially in places where there are machines that count the cans.

We went canning, got $20 bucks, guess we will eat today.

I just canned $20, let's go get some booze.

Canning by MastervDisguise November 19, 2018

chaining 

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

chaining by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008

ball coining 

It's like, when you get a bunch of pennies, right, and you like, put 'em in your mouth and you get that nasty penny taste in your mouth... Wait, hold on, don't put this... put this... Nevermind, I'm just gonna keep going, I'm kinda high. And have your partner stand up and put your mouth on his balls, with the pennies in your mouth. You gotta keep trying to shoot pennies out of your mouth and try to get them on the top of the shaft with the balls in your mouth.

"If you're quite done ball coining me, all the pennies on my shaft are weighing me down. Bitch?"

ball coining by That guy's face August 31, 2006

canining

A gender agnostic version of bitching

"Man, you should stop canining".

canining by Ak_2006 February 14, 2006

Cabining 

Similar to camping but instead of sleeping in tents you stay in a cabin.

I hate the thought of sleeping on dirt lets just go cabining.

Cabining by GorgeousGirl August 2, 2008