Blowfish

A horny male, who is OVERLY obsessed with sex.
Will do anything to get some.
Also see Jesse.

Jane: Oooh, that guy's cute!
Heather: OMG! Stay away from him! He's a blowfish!!!
Jane: OMG! Thanks for the warning!

by hahahahahahahahahahhahahah May 28, 2009

Blowfish

A defense mechanism used if you're expecting someone to try to rape you in the ass. Eat large amounts of jalapenos the night before so you can shit a seed into his penis giving him an infection. It will be the last time they fuck with you

Morales tried to take these cheeks in the shower yesterday so I gave him the good ole blowfish

by Polar909 May 12, 2020

Blowfish

noun; a girl whos pussy is too ratchet (usually smelling of fish) so she only gives head

1. dudeee Ashley was a total blowfish but she gave good head
2. Susan is such a blowfish

by -tunt cittie January 31, 2017

salty blowfish

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio

Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

by KRACKEDBACKKID May 30, 2019

Chocolate Blowfish

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

Belgian Blowfish

The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.

Guy: Hey, babe, I'm going to give you the sloppiest Belgian Blowfish you've ever hard.

by KevinIsWin February 2, 2009

Boston Blowfish

when someone is tossing your salad and you fart in there mouth causing there cheecks to expand

this girl was licking my cornhole so i gave her the Boston Blowfish

by Das Tree July 4, 2006