In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.
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As slow as posible, it is the same as, As Soon As Posible
WOW she is going asap.
by Cortnort December 12, 2006
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1. As Scene As Possible
When someone tries to fit it in or look scene by over dressing or worrying about looking a certin way; and eventually going overboard by trying too hard and looking like a fool. Someone who goes ASAP stands out like a sore thumb at shows becausew they have no friends, stand alone, and are typically n00bs or posers.
pete: Did you See katie at the show last night?
Luke: Yeah she went ASAP and stood by herself allnight, what a poser hoe she needs to stick with the Aslee Simpson.
Pete: tru that. she tries so hard it hurts.
by Double_Down July 20, 2006
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Anarchist Skins and Punx. ASAP is an (inter)national group of anti-racist/anti-sexist/anti-homophobic skinheads and punks. ASAP knows how to get rowdy, don't fuck with ASAP.
ASAP came down from Chicago and helped beat up some fascist scum. www.anarchistskinsandpunx.com
by FascistBashist August 14, 2004
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As Soon As Point

Refers to the expected handout of methamphetamines (or MSM), requested by a low-level user, prior to performing menial tasks or labour for said employer.
"Hey Jimmy Jump, can you wire up my Hi-Fi - I can't be fucked."

"Sure, but I'm reaaaalll sleepy"

Jimmy Jump puts out his hand, and clears his throat expectantly. This is an example of "ASAP"
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Founder of A$AP Mob. Formed it in 2007 along with ASAP Illz and ASAP Bari. Changed pretty much every member's life. Passed away on January 18th, 2015 from a suspected lean and xanax overdose, although he said he was clean.
RIP ASAP YAMS 1988-2015
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