ADA (absent dick anxiety)

A person who has anxiety about not having a reliable source of dick (absent dick anxietny).

My girlfriend hates me but won’t break up with me because she has ADA (absent dick anxiety).

by Aubree 1 8D B April 6, 2019

Absent Mindless Soulless Shame

Human beings who lack souls have no inner strength and have a life of shame to the point where they're too weak to feel more shame. Additional shame at that point makes them forget more important stressors to cheat a false victory with smaller scaled issues to comedic degrees.

When a soulless human says, 'that's crazy' and can not explain logically how the target of the word is illogical. That is classic absent mindless soulless shame because the beast forgot the most important component of the word, 'crazy' which is not making sense

by Zeitgeist997 July 27, 2020

absent boyfriend

a person who is overly attached to you as if you were a boyfriend who didn't care about them

"she acts so annoying like I'm an absent boyfriend"

by myoUGH July 6, 2020

Absent

My Father.

Mark: Who's Absent?
Shawn: My Father.

by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow August 26, 2022

Absent

absent (from something) not in a place because of illness, etc.
to be absent from school
opposite present
absent (from something) not present in something
Love was totally absent from his childhood.

Your child was absent from school today

by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020

Absent

The word used to describe your fathers leave. The word used to put shit in ones mouth. Absent the literal term, shitting on another's face just because. Like a dad who went to get the milk.

You had an absent father figure.
He absented.
His absent was immaculate.
She enjoyed his absent.

by RomeosHindu May 3, 2023