Xanders isn't cool enough to start with the letter Z. He likes Shekar fries. He also likes red pandas and LazarBeam (Auzzie Pewdiepie) Xander is best at entering passwords after Thomas sets the monitor up.
by Thomas-Hummus September 10, 2019
Get the Xandermug. A cool ass dude who is trustworthy and way overprotective. Hes quick to fuck some bitches up if they mess with his friends. Hes into some kinky shit but its all good because he makes the pain feel good ;)
by Mluv35 June 29, 2018
Get the Xandermug. One of a kind.To be Xander is to be masterful.Xander is better than everybody, in everything, including the guitar.Xander steals corndogs, and is a makeout god.
by ZeNarcissist January 19, 2017
Get the Xandermug. by R steal yo girl February 11, 2018
Get the Xandermug. Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes
That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
by ReapersDecay January 1, 2018
Get the Xandermug. 14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable
by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018
Get the Xandermug.