Xander

Xander is a boy who is known to have a big dick and is a really forward and funny person so fun to be around and a great person to have by your side. He is protective of those he loves but not overly so that it is weird

Person 1:he is so funny and protective of me
Person 2:he’s such a Xander

by Cramble November 20, 2018

Xander

Xanders isn't cool enough to start with the letter Z. He likes Shekar fries. He also likes red pandas and LazarBeam (Auzzie Pewdiepie) Xander is best at entering passwords after Thomas sets the monitor up.

Xander is bad at DT and IT
Red Panda

by Thomas-Hummus September 10, 2019

Xander

A cool ass dude who is trustworthy and way overprotective. Hes quick to fuck some bitches up if they mess with his friends. Hes into some kinky shit but its all good because he makes the pain feel good ;)

“Dude did you see those marks on that girls ass?”

“Yeah dude she must’ve fucked a Xander.”

by Mluv35 June 29, 2018

Xander

One of a kind.To be Xander is to be masterful.Xander is better than everybody, in everything, including the guitar.Xander steals corndogs, and is a makeout god.

I want to bear seven of Xander's children.

by ZeNarcissist January 19, 2017

Xander

A badass person you don’t fuck with!

Don’t mess with him he is a Xander

by R steal yo girl February 11, 2018

Xander

Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes

That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.

by ReapersDecay January 01, 2018

Xander

14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable

He must be a Xander I cant understand half the words he says

by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018