The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
by Captain Degen March 15, 2023
by Cowfish October 1, 2021
You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021