Utopia in Four Steps
Chapter 1: Don’t be a Bitch
If you’re reading this, you’re a bitch. But you can change. Trust the process.
Chapter 2: Life as a Non-Bitch
Not being a bitch includes:
- Clapping cheeks
- Obtaining a bag
Yep. That’s it.
Chapter 3: Spreading the Message
After spreading cheeks in chapter 2, it’s time to spread the message. Look for any bitch you can find, and de-bitch them.
Chapter 4: A Bitchless Society
Now that we are bitchless with bitches, we can live in a utopia.
Chapter 1: Don’t be a Bitch
If you’re reading this, you’re a bitch. But you can change. Trust the process.
Chapter 2: Life as a Non-Bitch
Not being a bitch includes:
- Clapping cheeks
- Obtaining a bag
Yep. That’s it.
Chapter 3: Spreading the Message
After spreading cheeks in chapter 2, it’s time to spread the message. Look for any bitch you can find, and de-bitch them.
Chapter 4: A Bitchless Society
Now that we are bitchless with bitches, we can live in a utopia.
by Non-Bitch July 21, 2022
A utopia typically describes an imaginary community or society that possesses highly desirable or nearly perfect qualities for its members. It was coined by Sir Thomas More for his 1516 book Utopia, describing a fictional island society in the New World. However, it may also denote an intentional community. In common parlance, the word or its adjectival form may be used synonymously with "impossible", "far-fetched" or "deluded".
Hypothetical utopias focus on—amongst other things—equality, in such categories as economics, government and justice, with the method and structure of proposed implementation varying based on ideology. Lyman Tower Sargent argues that the nature of a utopia is inherently contradictory because societies are not homogeneous and have desires which conflict and therefore cannot simultaneously be satisfied. To quote:
There are socialist, capitalist, monarchical, democratic, anarchist, ecological, feminist, patriarchal, egalitarian, hierarchical, racist, left-wing, right-wing, reformist, free love, nuclear family, extended family, gay, lesbian and many more utopias Naturism, Nude Christians, ... Utopianism, some argue, is essential for the improvement of the human condition. But if used wrongly, it becomes dangerous. Utopia has an inherent contradictory nature here.
Hypothetical utopias focus on—amongst other things—equality, in such categories as economics, government and justice, with the method and structure of proposed implementation varying based on ideology. Lyman Tower Sargent argues that the nature of a utopia is inherently contradictory because societies are not homogeneous and have desires which conflict and therefore cannot simultaneously be satisfied. To quote:
There are socialist, capitalist, monarchical, democratic, anarchist, ecological, feminist, patriarchal, egalitarian, hierarchical, racist, left-wing, right-wing, reformist, free love, nuclear family, extended family, gay, lesbian and many more utopias Naturism, Nude Christians, ... Utopianism, some argue, is essential for the improvement of the human condition. But if used wrongly, it becomes dangerous. Utopia has an inherent contradictory nature here.
We weren't out to design a contemporary utopia.
His Utopia is not a chimerical commonwealth but a practical improvement on what already exists.
Yes, Darcy's Utopia will be a secular society.
His Utopia is not a chimerical commonwealth but a practical improvement on what already exists.
Yes, Darcy's Utopia will be a secular society.
by ☬Ù̸͚N̵͈̊I̸☬ Dictionary December 5, 2021
Utopia is a world where everything is perfect. It’s your imaginary world where there are no flaws and everything is the way you want it to be. There are no flaws.
by gg22kb10 March 23, 2021
A fictional place where everything is perfect and no one ever does bad things. They can never exist because humanity just isn’t perfect. Everyone has flaws. Including you. And me.
If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.
Utopias would be hell if they existed.
If they did exist they would be incredibly boring, because seeing something as “bad” or “good” is merely perception. One man’s fun is another man’s shit. And if they just banned everything people ever considered bad, all the stuff you liked will be gone. And also, feeling happy 24/7 isn’t as good as it sounds. You would probably end up feeling way more empty inside in a utopia than you are on Earth right now.
Utopias would be hell if they existed.
by nlolhere August 3, 2020
A society in which everyone live in perfect harmony together. Everything about this place is perfect. The families, houses, schools, cities, etc. are all built perfectly without a flaw in sight. The parents complete their jobs perfectly, Tom Jager shotguns his white claws, and even the kids have perfect grades. Truly a perfect place that has yet to exist.
“Yo bro you see that Sally got an A in all her classes”-Bro 1
“Ya bro did you see that Tom Jager shotgunned his White claws?”-Bro 2
“No way bro! This is truly an utopia!”-Bro 1
“Ya bro did you see that Tom Jager shotgunned his White claws?”-Bro 2
“No way bro! This is truly an utopia!”-Bro 1
by WhiteClawsJags17 January 31, 2019
A street name in Brooklyn.
by yeah,right... November 2, 2003
The perfect state of existence for human kind. However this ideal will never be realised because Utopia defies itself. The most perfect system would sponsor cultural and intellectual stagnation, whereas the least perfect would cause inequality nad polarisation of the community. Utopia would therefore be "imperfect perfection", a state that is impossible to attain while we still wear skin and think with fleshy minds.
by Small dog named karl April 25, 2003