A vocal Donald Trump supporter, typically one you would find on the Internet. A trumpet is never willing to concede that Mr. Trump, or the people he surrounds himself with, have any flaws at all. They will defend all criticism him, despite all facts and reason. Just like the musical trumpet, they love to blow out hot air. Reason, logic, facts, science, and even videotape cannot change their minds.
"Hey man, you got to stop trolling people on Facebook."
"Why? I love going to the Fox News page and seeing the crazy things trumpets will type out."
"Why? I love going to the Fox News page and seeing the crazy things trumpets will type out."
by JuddG February 13, 2017
A Trumpet is a Donald Trump supporter who shares his supporting views indiscriminately to whoever happens to be around.
by Anonimosit.Y May 5, 2016
the most kick-ass instrument ever
most people tend to think that only people with big-egos play it, true YES but that's only what they see
trumpet players rule
most people tend to think that only people with big-egos play it, true YES but that's only what they see
trumpet players rule
Me: bwahahhah I play the trumpet!
Selena Gomez: and i play the flute!
Me: (whacks her with my oh-so EPIC trumpet)
Selena Gomez: and i play the flute!
Me: (whacks her with my oh-so EPIC trumpet)
by trumpet hero girl November 6, 2011
The absolute best, coolest sounding instrument ever. It's a brass instrument with three valves. The trumpets are easy to recognize in most songs, and usually have pretty awesome parts. They usually get solos. Plus all the players look cool when they play...
by Rosie m. June 6, 2006
A neoconservative that is a die-hard Donald Trump supporter, or a "Trumpet" . They regurgitate all of Trump's beliefs and policies to such a point that you would swear that Donald Trump, himself, has stuffed his hand up their butthole like a sock puppet.
"We need Trump for President, he'd deport and ban all the Muslims, they're all out to kill us"
"Dude, you sound like a Trumpet."
"Dude, you sound like a Trumpet."
by MatthewX January 28, 2016
A diminutive clone of a ginger-wigged billionaire with a penchant for mini-golf and ensuring everything it touches bears its name.
by Sweet Gargler April 9, 2011
The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.
Also, the first five letters spell "trump"
Also, the first five letters spell "trump"
by cardenio February 5, 2005