–noun
the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.
the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.
Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism
by Chiggity Chza February 8, 2008
by Lil Bricks March 16, 2009
A towel is a slag expression for a person that smokes a lot of weed and is pretty obvious about it (so people that secretly toke once in a while are not towels). Quite simply, a pothead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.
Sometimes towie is used instead.
Derived from South Park where one minor character who smokes a lot of weed is a sentient towel.
Sometimes towie is used instead.
McDonald's employee: "Man, we where just about to close down then a group of fucking towels came in and ordered 50 cheeseburgers..."
Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
Man: "Dude, you're such a towel..."
Towel: "No, YOU'RE a towel..."
Man: "No, I am a respectable member of society with a steady job and a loving family. YOU'RE a towel."
Towel: "Oh..."
by Apfelstrudel October 16, 2006
When it's wet out, you may need to dry off. Wiping off on a friend is perfectly ok as long as you call them a towel.
by deadfoxtrip December 21, 2011
n. Person who, no matter what time of day it is, always answers the door in a towel.
EDIT: May not even be wet from shower.
see: Liam Kennedy
see: King of Queens Season 6 Episode 17: Multiple Plots
EDIT: May not even be wet from shower.
see: Liam Kennedy
see: King of Queens Season 6 Episode 17: Multiple Plots
by Ploughman November 25, 2009
A verb meaning to place a towel under the door to prevent cold air from coming in the room. Other uses include preventing the smell of illegal drugs from entering the dorm hallway.
"Hey Jimmy, can u towel the door, I'm going to light up a swell joint."
or
"I toweled the door to prevent Officer Rizzo from smelling my incense."
or
"I toweled the door to prevent Officer Rizzo from smelling my incense."
by jprizz February 19, 2008