a group of people who, under the direction from his majesty Jason Bourne, rid this world of the filth known as thots
thot: lets bang
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned
by yyeeeetttttt March 21, 2018
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A group of boys at JHHS who roam the hallways and roam the town protecting us all from THOTS
ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP...Hey Gus and Nate, I need THOT PATROL
GUS: WHERE !
NATE: ON IT !
by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 10, 2018
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Getting a 30 caliber gun with a sling and 20+ round mag and walkin with in a neighborhood or property
by Wallace the cat March 6, 2018
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When Gus and Matt and Nate roam the hallways of JHHS and the town clearing us from THOTS
ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.... Hello Boys? I need thot patrol asap on the rotunda.
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!
by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 10, 2018
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Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.
A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.
by B-rizzle December 1, 2018
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A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.
lHey, did you see bust at school last night?

Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?

Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.
by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018
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